Mutter of Purl

My opinions (and I do have a lot of them) on knitting and sometimes other topics.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Ladies, Lift Your Girls Up

I have kept this to myself for a very long time but now I have to say something. We live in L.A., one of the trendiest cities in the world. I have been noticing that there seems to be an epidemic of BAD BRAS out in public. This leads to a droopy silhouette, poorly fitted clothing and just a general all-around matronly look to your,...er, front side. Get yourselves to a competent lingerie department and get a fitting. The proper bra can visually take 10 years off the effects gravity has made on your body!

This public service message is now over.

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At 7:38 PM, Blogger Ellen Bloom said...

Oh Molly! You are so right! Thanks for the public service message!

I would like to add to your message: Remember to wear some lip gloss or a little lipstick when you're in public. You're not 20 anymore...you need cosmetic help!

 
At 8:05 PM, Blogger Molly said...

Thanks for adding that. In my BAD BRA ferver, I forgot about everything else.

We should all do out part to try to Beautify America!

 
At 9:00 PM, Blogger woolanthropy said...

You should start the bad bra police! HAhahaha. You could have your own reality tv show! You can write citations and send people to bra court. Hilarious.

 

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